STORYLINES
Each episode is 20-24 minutes long and is structured with a self-contained story in the A-B-C SITCOM plot style so viewers can jump in at any time and enjoy the episode without having to fully grasp the overarching narrative.
Each season will still have a larger narrative tying each episode together, weaving storylines from all the different characters into one cohesive plot.
Jordan’s goal for season 1:
jordan tries to get to
face fuka concert night
Season 1 begins with jordan running out of chenko in the first episode just as his drug dealer - SOLLIVER - gets raided by the cops. He sets out on an epic quest to find chenko before he goes to see FaceFuka live in concert tonight.
Season 1 takes place entirely over the course of one long Summer Day. Jordan gets high in the first episode and spends the rest of the season without any chenko just chasing it. Every time he scores something and you think he’s about to finally get high, he does something stupid to fuck it up that sets him back to square one, causing Jordan to try snort and inhale various household items in order to get his fix.
janeé’s goal for season 1:
janeé tries to pay for their baby’s
medication and get into
Angela’s superstar program
When Janeé discovers that Cody is sick from apparent led poisoning after Jordan tried to paint his face like a Juggalo, she desperately searches to pay for his medication despite just forking over her last bit of cash to Angela Hause’s Hair Cut Super Stars Program.
Storyline and Episode Ideas:
Jordan Gets High at Work
Jordan gets hired to work at his Dad’s VFW hall holding up a sign for a local blood drive for war veterans while dressed as The Statue of Liberty on the side of the road. It is literally the easiest job ever. All he has to do is stand there. And he still manages to completely fuck it up.
He instead gets high and loses the sign, causing Walter, the local VFW Captain, to tear into him.
Jordan curses all the vets off and steals cash from their “LEGLESS VETERAN” donation box on his way out.
Walter calls the cops but can’t prove Jordan did it, though, and sets out on a vendetta to get his money back.
Jordan Tries to Sell Cody for Chenko
When Janeé leaves Jordan to watch Cody while she goes to work, she doesn’t realize he is fiending for Chenko. Jordan’s dealer just got busted and he his texting everyone he knows to see if they have any.
Stephanie is suspicious of Jordan and promises Janeé that she will come back to check on the baby.
When Stephanie returns, Jordan is trying to con his new drug dealer MURPHY into selling him some Chenko in exchange for baby Cody. Stephanie interrupts the deal and kidnaps Cody to rescue him.
Jordan Tries to Buy Drugs Without Money
Jordan finds a drug dealer who actually has chenko (Murphy), but instead of using the cash he has literally in his pocket he pretends like he doesn’t have any money and lies and tries to get him to trade a bunch of chenko to him for a sack of quarters and an old DVD.
Meanwhile, throughout the entire deal, Jordan’s Dad is screaming at the top of his lungs at Jordan from the other room asking him who just came over and if he’s buying drugs.
Murphy takes the stuff but tells Jordan that he’ll be back later to get the money and he better have the rest of it.
As soon he leaves, Jordan gets to work making deals to move the chenko, but before he can actually smoke any of it himself, he is robbed by Stephanie’s little brother, DEWEY - who ends up stealing Jordan’s entire stash.
Donut Goes to Buy Illegal Buffalo Wings
In a B-Plot involving Donut, he gets word from his Doogle Eats driver after he drops off some Buffalo Wings one morning for breakfast that if he really wants the good stuff, he can hook him up with some Illegal Extra-Buffalo-Buffalo-Wings. These are Buffalo Wings that have been fed nothing but other chickens made into Buffalo Wings for their entire life, leading to a flavor that’s so intense BaDingo’s Lobbied to have it made illegal, not out of fear for the chickens, but for the humans. Humanity is not ready for flavor this extreme yet!
Some say it’s just a marketing ploy so they can “Legalize Flavor” and eventually roll out Extra Buffalo Buffalo Wing Dispensary’s that they control, but that’s just a crazy conspiracy theory.
When Donut heads out on his own to make this Extra Buffalo Buffalo Wing Deal, but realizes he’s been duped and the wings are just normal buffalo wings.
Janeé Needs to Get Baby Aspirin For Cody
In a B-Plot involving Janeé, she is worried that Jordan got Baby Cody sick by putting Juggalo face paint on him, so she sets out to go buy Native American’s Brand Baby Aspirin, because that’s what Doogle told her he needs.
She doesn’t really have that much money, though, because she just made the final payment for Angela’s Hair Cut Super Star Program to try and learn how to become a REAL Hair Stylist.
So, while she’s trying to juggle customers washing hair at her salon, she attempts to hustle some extra money on the side any way she can.
When she does finally get the Baby Aspirin, though, Jordan packs a bowl of it into his bong and smokes it all before she can give any to Cody.
Dad Loses His Anti-Acid-Flashback Medication
In a B-Plot involving Dad, he needs his anti-acid-flashback medication to keep the LSD in his spine at bay. If he cracks his back or like sneezes too hard, the acid stored in his spine will be released giving him really bad, random trips. Jordan takes the medication one day, trying to snort it and ends up losing all the pills in the bottle.
Dad then is left without his meds and starts to randomly trip out and see things, eventually seeing through the 4th wall and realizing that he is on a television show. He becomes fully aware of the fact that he’s a cartoon character and crazily pleads with everyone around him to notice the audience too.
FaceFuka Concert Night
That’s right, FaceFuka & Stabby D are performing LIVE in concert tonight and Jordan will do anything he can to get in. FaceFuka has an ongoing “Paint Your Baby’s Face Like a Juggalo” Promotion and you get in for free if you show up with a baby’s face painted like a Juggalo, so Jordan takes Cody with him to the show unbeknownst to Janeé.
Unfortunately, the Cop and Walter are both also after Jordan separately, and follow him to the show. When Jordan gets in thanks to Cody, he immediately tries to find some chenko to smoke but Walter and then The Cop both corner Jordan.
When The Cop looks up to see FaceFuka is literally smoking chenko right on stage and so is pretty much everyone in the crowd, he pulls out his gun and FIRES and tries to arrest everyone. The Cop points the gun at FaceFuka and SHOOTS Stabby D right in the head, causing the entire crowd to erupt in chaos and swarm him - allowing Jordan to run free!
Dijo Gets Elected President of Serbia in the Middle of a Game
12-Foot-tall Serbian giant Dijo Djojovich is dominating the NBA this afternoon in a game against the Banana Dogs in which he recorded 42 Blocks when he gets notice in the middle of the third quarter that he has been elected President of Serbia.
Dijo was unaware that he was even running for president and reluctantly accepts the honor. He starts launching endorsement deal on behalf of the Serbian Presidency with soda brands and deals with geopolitical issues in between taking free throws.
Dewey Robs Jordan of All His Chenko
Dewey is Stephanie’s little 12-year-old Shithead brother and he is constantly hitting Jordan up for small bags of Chenko.
Jordan gets a kick out of ripping him off, selling him pencil shavings and BOOF Chenko Vape Cartridges literally composed of his own piss.
Dewey sets out to get revenge on Jordan with his friends, getting a group of kids together to tell Jordan that they want to buy a full OUNCE of Chenko off - but instead, they just gang up on him and rob him.
Jordan Sells Clammy Chenko
Janeé hits up Jordan when her friend at work CLAMMY asks her to help her find some chenko after hearing through the grapevine that her boyfriend sells.
Jordan then sneaks into Angela’s Salon to sell Clammy some chenko, trying to do it without getting caught and having Janeé fired.
Instead, Jordan finds lots of great customers at the salon and eventually gets a query that ANGELA herself takes fat dabs of C-Bombs before every Hair Wars competition and is looking for some chenko herself too, now that there is a drought going on.
Ranee´ Calls Child Services on Janee´ and Jordan
Janeé is desperate for help, thinking that her baby is about to die from Face Paint poisoning. So, she decides to call her absolute last resort; her sister Raneé.
Raneé immediately declines to help her and sets out on a mission to get child services to come and take Janeé’s baby away.
FaceFuka Predicts the Apocalypse
When FaceFuka smokes Chenko, he peers into to the future to see what the latest cover for his album should be. One morning he discovers an awful prophecy - that the world will end upon the release of his 12th album - “FUCK THE WORLD.”
He is stricken with guilt as to whether to release it or not - because the beats are absolutely fire. So he destroys all copies of the album…only to see it resurrect itself demanding that he release it!
Stephanie Beats the Shit Out of Jordan
Stephanie has had enough of Jordan - he lies to Janeé constantly, cheats on her, and sells drugs to her little brother, Dewey. When she catches Jordan in the act totally ignoring Cody, trying to supposedly sell him to Murphy for drugs - she intervenes and kidnaps him to safety - and then proceeds to confront him later to give Jordan the ultimate smack down.
Jordan Gets Master P to Watch his Baby
When Jordan needs to step out for a minute while he’s supposed to be home watching his baby Cody, he conveniently turns to MASPTER P - his best customer - to watch Cody.
Master P is even more of a Shithead than Jordan, so when he’s offered a few bucks to hang out with Cody he of course jumps at the offer.
What does Master P do when he watches Cody? Mine for Dijo-Gold of course.
Master P is hopelessly addicted to Dijo’s latest Mobile gaming sensation - Call of Dijo, which is basically just a slot machine disguised as a videogame.